Confession.

My name is Jessica and I am a testaholic. 

I have a serious obsession with peeing on a stick.  But, after so much disappointment with 1) taking too many pregnancy tests too early, 2) not being pregnant, and 3) just constantly getting my hopes up… I PROMISED myself that this month I would not take a pregnancy test until the recommended time on the box aka…  4 MORE EXCRUCIATING DAYS.  This has proved no small feat.  I am learning a new level of self discipline and distraction, which sometimes causes me to resort to the extreme….

Top Ten Ways to Not think about/ Avoid Peeing on a Stick

10) Obsess over and edit wedding photos

9) Work on new circus tricks with my dogs

8) eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat……

7) Hide my credit cards from myself, so even if I were to break down.. I would have no means to buy a pregnancy test anyway

6) Read the entire Twilight Series in two weeks

5) Organize every closet/drawer/room in my house

4) Sleep (although, this usually results in dreaming about seeing two lines on those pesky sticks… or vampires if I have just been doing number 6 on the list)

3) Get super involved in every new primetime television series possible (my new favorite is Up all Night – HOW FITTING!!!)

2) Drink tons of water all the time so my pee would always be too dilute to take a test anyway….

1) Pee on popsicle sticks instead.

Until next time....